- i am: Barrett Napkin. Special Dark. Eve. Elizabeth.
- Colors my hair has been: rhubarb, deep purple, cappuccino, and espresso.
- The Choice (and remember, death is not an option): crazy Joe’s vocabulary or my science demonstrations in k-mart.
- the cuteness theorem: cuteness is inversely proportional to height.
- note: i am 5'2". i am moderately cute. nick is 6'5". hes just a freak. ::winks::
- hiccups: i hiccup on a regular basis, maybe ever since i was born, but it was first brought to my attention when i was eight. best estimates place the hiccups at around every one and a half to two hours.
- jokes resulting from hiccups: hiccup spice, blood hiccup, the hookup schedule, the pamphlet.
- the sitcom: my hypothesis is that the reason we are a sitcom is because all of us have been imagined by some person or another. sitcoms arent real and neither are we. in some situations, we meet the people who have imagined us. it is also my hypothesis that jesse has imagined me. evidence of this is shown in the fact that i cannot wish that i do not eat a pomegranate, but jesse can wish that he does.
- regular stuff: i go to Notre Dame. i play trumpet in the band of the fighting irish. i study physics. i would study english if i wasnt destined to marry physics. im huge on recycling and the environment. i love the forest, kayaking, hiking, canoeing, backpacking, cross country skiing, mountain biking, shooting, archery, etc. i do a lot of things, and i know a lot of stuff, but none of it exceptionally well.