message 1293
From:   asrtrain@aol.com  
Date: Sat May 27, 2000 2:29am  
Subject: Top 20 ways to insult someone politely  


Some of these I made up, some of these are common ones you hear every day. I 
got really bored. Most of them are mine. I have WAY too much free time.

1. He/She's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
2. He/She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
3. He/She's not the ripest grape in the bunch.
4. He/She's got a few screws loose.
5. His/Her vaccuum doesn't suck all the dirt.
6. He/She's a few bricks shy of a load.
7. He/She's a few forks/spoons/knives shy of a set.
8. He/She's a few cards shy of a deck.
9. He/She's a few chins shy of a chinese phone book.
10. He/She's a few beers short of a case.
11. He/She's a few ounces shy of a pound.
12. His/Her mower doesn't cut the lawn all the way down.
13. His/Her flowers need more water.
14. His/Her light bulb is low wattage.
15. His/Her sun doesn't shine so bright.
16. He/She's a few letters shy of a whole alphabet.
17. He/She's a few Andy's shy of a Richter. :-( 
(this one was sparked by Andy's last episode which I am watching while 
writing this e-mail.)
18. He/She's a few feet short of a mile.
19. He/She's a few definitions shy of a dictionary.
20. I hope he/she dies.  

message 1295
From:   MDthief@aol.com  
Date: Sat May 27, 2000 10:57am  
Subject: Re: Top 20 ways to insult someone politely  

My personal favorite is He/She isn't the brightest crayon in the box

                                            ~The Queen of Gish~

message 1298
From:   geeksrack@aol.com  
Date: Sat May 27, 2000 1:29pm  
Subject: Re: Top 20 ways to insult someone politely  


i usually completely screw these things up, which is why i stay away from 
using them. (ie: she's not the brightest pickle in the deck. he's not the 
sharpest bulb in the drawer.)

and i'm happy that andy's leaving, i never liked him anyway.

hope you all die,
kate  

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